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DIVIS SEASON
IS EVERY SEASON

Here's the deal, factually: 2% of every trade converts to the tokenized RBLX stock token, gets credited to all wallets holding DIVIS, and you can claim it anytime with claim(). No staking. No lockup. No forms. Just a contract doing contract things while you vibe.

Is this a promise of profit? No. It's a description of a function. The function does not love you back. Read the disclaimer.

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DIVIDEND ALERT. This siren is decorative. The actual alert is a smart-contract event called DividendsDistributed, which fires every time accumulated fees get converted to the RBLX stock token and credited to holders. We put a siren here because it felt right.
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THE DIVIS PIPELINE

Dead-honest, step by step. Transparency is the brand. The brand is also confetti.

  1. 01

    Someone trades

    A buy or sell hits the DIVIS pool on the DEX. Wallet-to-wallet transfers? Zero fee. Only pool trades pay the toll.

  2. 02

    The contract skims 2%

    Hardcoded. Not 2.1%. Not "up to". Not governance-changeable. Two percent, forever, enforced by code nobody can edit.

  3. 03

    DIVIS becomes stock token

    Once enough fees pile up, the contract swaps them to the tokenized RBLX stock token through the pool and credits every holder, proportional to holdings. If a swap ever fails, the trade still goes through โ€” the divi just waits for the next one. Patient little divi.

  4. 04

    You claim whenever

    Your credited stock tokens sit on-chain under your address. Call claim() whenever โ€” no deadline, no middleman, no website form. Nobody else gets a cut: no treasury, no team wallet. Ownership gets renounced after launch.

TOKENOMICS

Fixed supply. Hardcoded fee. Nobody can change it โ€” not even us.

1B
Total supply (fixed forever)

1,000,000,000 DIVIS. No mint function. 100% went straight into the liquidity pool at launch.

0%
Presale & team allocation

No insider bags. No max-wallet games. Everyone buys on the open market โ€” including the people who deployed it.

2%
Fee on buys/sells โ†’ RBLX stock token for holders

2% of every trade converts to the tokenized RBLX stock token, credited to holders, claimable anytime. Plain transfers between wallets: completely free.

One honest caveat: the payout token is a separate asset issued by a third party. Its value, backing, transfer rules, and contract are entirely outside DIVIS's control.

FAQ (FREQUENTLY AVOIDED QUESTIONS)

Real answers. Silly questions. That's the deal.

wen divis?

Divis accrue whenever trades happen โ€” every buy/sell feeds the 2% fee into the pipeline. There's no schedule and no epoch; when the contract's fee pile hits the threshold, it converts and credits automatically. Your share is always visible via withdrawableDividendOf(yourAddress) on the contract.

how do I claim my divis?

Call claim() on the DIVIS contract from your wallet (or a reputable explorer's "write contract" tab). That's it. There is no claim website. Any website asking you to "claim DIVIS" through a web form is a scam and we mean that very un-funnily.

do I need to stake or lock anything?

No. Holding DIVIS in your wallet is the whole requirement. The accounting follows your balance automatically, even across tax-free wallet-to-wallet transfers.

is the team taking a cut of the divis?

No. There is no treasury and no team wallet in the fee path. 100% of the fee goes to holders. The deployer, the pool, and the contract itself are excluded from dividends by the code.

can the fee go up later?

No. 2% is a hardcoded constant. There's no setter. After ownership is renounced, nobody can change anything at all.

so the divis are... guaranteed?

The mechanism is deterministic; the amounts depend entirely on trading volume, and the payout token is a third-party asset with its own risks. No volume, no divis. Zero is a possible number. This is a meme coin, not a savings account.

HOW TO BUY

DIVIS lives on an EVM layer-2 chain (chain ID 4663). Gas is paid in ETH.

  1. 1
    Add the network. In your EVM wallet, add the network with chain ID 4663. Get the official RPC URL and explorer link from the chain's official documentation โ€” verify from official sources, never from DMs.
  2. 2
    Bridge some ETH. Use the chain's official bridge to move ETH over for gas. Only bridge what you can afford to lose (see The Honest Part โ€” seriously).
  3. 3
    Swap on Uniswap. Open Uniswap on chain ID 4663, paste the DIVIS contract address from below, and swap into DIVIS against the RBLX stock-token pair. Double-check the address character by character โ€” scammers clone meme coins within minutes of launch.
  4. 4
    Hold. That's it. Trades happen โ†’ the 2% becomes RBLX stock tokens credited to holders โ†’ claim from the contract whenever via claim(). No step 5. We checked.

CONTRACT

One address. Verify it against our official channels before you trade.

0x605bAb6DD7e4496E00a4240915DA276F9B4c5E02

Live on chain ID 4663. If the address doesn't match this exactly, it's fake. LP burned, ownership renounced โ€” verify both on the explorer.

SOCIALS

We will never DM you first. Nobody from "support" will ever ask for your seed phrase.

โš  THE HONEST PART โš 

Yes it's funny. No we're not kidding. Read every word.

DIVIS is a meme coin. It exists for entertainment and community. It has no intrinsic value, no utility, no revenue, and no roadmap that would change that. The confetti on this page is decorative. So is the coin.

DIVIS is not an investment. Nothing on this page is financial advice. The 2% payout mechanism is a mechanism, not a promise of profit โ€” it says nothing about what DIVIS is worth. The price can go to zero. You can lose everything you put in. The divis you get could be worth nothing. We're legally and morally required to bum you out here.

The payout token is a third-party asset. The 2% fee is converted into the tokenized RBLX stock token, which DIVIS does not issue or control. That token's value, redemption, backing, transfer rules, and smart-contract security carry their own risks, including the risk that it is worth less than you expect, cannot be freely transferred, or is worth nothing at all.

No affiliation. DIVIS is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to Roblox Corporation or Robinhood Markets. The payout token is a third-party asset with its own risks and transfer rules.

The tokenomics are exactly what we say they are. Fair launch: 100% of the fixed 1,000,000,000 supply went to the liquidity pool. No presale. No team allocation. A hardcoded 2% fee applies on buys/sells only, converted to the tokenized RBLX stock token and credited to all wallets holding DIVIS, claimable anytime. Plain transfers are fee-free. The fee cannot be raised, and there is no treasury or team wallet collecting anything.

Meme coins are extremely volatile and frequently manipulated. Never spend money you need. Never buy because of hype โ€” including ours, and ours is extremely confetti-forward.